A lot of dog owners love to say that their dogs are like people and then talk to and treat them as such. So I’m assuming that vegans who feed their dogs vegan dog food are doing so because they think that their dogs are not only like people but like vegan ones. Well I have news for you, vegan dog owners. If your dog was a person, he would be the kind of person that would walk into your meat-eating mother’s house, take a long cool drink of water from her toilet, then lick his balls for an hour, and then eat 3 pounds of raw chop-meat off of her kitchen counter. Your tempeh patties, on the other hand, would remain blissfully untouched.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Vegan Dog Owners
A lot of dog owners love to say that their dogs are like people and then talk to and treat them as such. So I’m assuming that vegans who feed their dogs vegan dog food are doing so because they think that their dogs are not only like people but like vegan ones. Well I have news for you, vegan dog owners. If your dog was a person, he would be the kind of person that would walk into your meat-eating mother’s house, take a long cool drink of water from her toilet, then lick his balls for an hour, and then eat 3 pounds of raw chop-meat off of her kitchen counter. Your tempeh patties, on the other hand, would remain blissfully untouched.
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