I was fine with the Amish until they started running those infomercials for those faux fireplace, heater things. First of all, doesn't the production of an infomercial violate some tenet of technophobic Amish law? And isn’t that sort of thing the Amish equivalent of an elevator shaft leading straight into the vice-like grip of the Devil's anus? Beyond that, what’s up with only allowing 2 per family? How dare you try and put a limit on my rights as an American consumer Amish people! It’s Amish attitudes like that that put us into the bad economic situation that we’re in. Man, the Amish are getting me so worked up, now I’m thinking that maybe we shouldn’t ignore them. Maybe we should keep an eye on the Amish or perhaps, even better, we should beat them senseless with some of their lovely, handcrafted furniture.
Monday, February 9, 2009
The Amish
I was fine with the Amish until they started running those infomercials for those faux fireplace, heater things. First of all, doesn't the production of an infomercial violate some tenet of technophobic Amish law? And isn’t that sort of thing the Amish equivalent of an elevator shaft leading straight into the vice-like grip of the Devil's anus? Beyond that, what’s up with only allowing 2 per family? How dare you try and put a limit on my rights as an American consumer Amish people! It’s Amish attitudes like that that put us into the bad economic situation that we’re in. Man, the Amish are getting me so worked up, now I’m thinking that maybe we shouldn’t ignore them. Maybe we should keep an eye on the Amish or perhaps, even better, we should beat them senseless with some of their lovely, handcrafted furniture.
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As long as those faux fireplaces don't have buttons on them, I believe they are within the bounds Amish law....
ReplyDeleteNo, buttons are okay. It's ZIPPERS! They cant have zippers on them.
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