If there is a level of not giving a shit greater than me not giving a shit that you "can’t decide what to pack for your trip to Bali”, or that you "think edamame is really yummy” I don’t know what it is. Oh yeah, I remember seeing a video of someone’s baby on Facebook titled “first time eating solids” and I distinctly remember not giving a shit about that, a lot. Can’t we all please just go back to using the Internet for the porn pipeline it was meant to be? Imagining sex with people you don’t know makes sense. Imagining friendships with people you do know, but have made the conscious decision not to actually be friends with, is beyond retarded.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Facebook Status Updates
If there is a level of not giving a shit greater than me not giving a shit that you "can’t decide what to pack for your trip to Bali”, or that you "think edamame is really yummy” I don’t know what it is. Oh yeah, I remember seeing a video of someone’s baby on Facebook titled “first time eating solids” and I distinctly remember not giving a shit about that, a lot. Can’t we all please just go back to using the Internet for the porn pipeline it was meant to be? Imagining sex with people you don’t know makes sense. Imagining friendships with people you do know, but have made the conscious decision not to actually be friends with, is beyond retarded.
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