Hot Chicks

Hot chicks can’t leave the house without every guy - the young, the old, the mildly-to-majorly psychologically unwell - looking at them and immediately making them the star of some badly produced mental porno. That has got to suck. They also tend to be willfully ignorant of the fact that most of the stuff that the "magical hot chick wind" blows their way (money, sex, free meatball parm sandwiches) has more to do with what they look like than anything else. So let's ignore them for a while and see what happens. Think of it as a volunteer, public service project on their behalf. I mean, every do-gooder d-bag for miles is out on the streets making you feel guilty for not doing enough to save the children, baby pandas or their own lazy, drug addicted ass, but who's out there saving the hot chicks? You are. Feel good about that.