He has been a person to watch every year for approximately 2009 years but other than doing a bunch of cool stuff while he was actually walking the earth, let's face it, he’s come up pretty light in the miracle-working category ever since he died for your sins. Yeah thanks for sinning dude, you killed Jesus. Oh yeah, but he loves you anyway. What? Okay, so occasionally somebody scores a winning goal or knocks another man unconscious and he is behind it all but other than that it’s been a pretty bad showing. So let’s give him the year off. Can’t hurt. Maybe then he’ll descend from the heavens and heal the sick, feed the hungry, stop priests from buggering little boys or at the very least save us from people who still wear Crocs.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Jesus
He has been a person to watch every year for approximately 2009 years but other than doing a bunch of cool stuff while he was actually walking the earth, let's face it, he’s come up pretty light in the miracle-working category ever since he died for your sins. Yeah thanks for sinning dude, you killed Jesus. Oh yeah, but he loves you anyway. What? Okay, so occasionally somebody scores a winning goal or knocks another man unconscious and he is behind it all but other than that it’s been a pretty bad showing. So let’s give him the year off. Can’t hurt. Maybe then he’ll descend from the heavens and heal the sick, feed the hungry, stop priests from buggering little boys or at the very least save us from people who still wear Crocs.
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