Can we all just agree that being an actor isn’t that fucking hard? That to play Batman you don’t have to get so totally lost inside the character that you go completely insane. It’s Batman dude. We all played him as kids and none of us got so into it we tried to punch our Moms (okay some of us did but we were like 9 years old and Mom probably deserved it by calling us for dinner when we were like totally fucking into it). I think we should salary cap these people and start handing out suspensions for un-actorly like conduct. Like when you bitch out your Director of Photography for 20 minutes and threaten him with bodily harm during the filming of T4 you should be fined and sent back to the minors. Go make some Flomax commercials for the next year and prove yourself to us again. Make me believe you are a 67 year-old man who is happy he can ride his bike with his friends because his piss-flow has been restored. That’s acting. Or better yet, go clean the toilets at Grand Central Station for a while and act like you think god doesn’t hate you. Let’s also ignore method actors when they bitch and moan because some paparazzi has violated their privacy by taking their picture. Newsflash Stanislavski, you make the obscene amount of money you make for being a public figure. So if someone wants to snap a picture of your famous, naked, sunbathing ball-bag shut up and go buy yourself another Ferrari. The rest of us, and our non-famous balls, are actually working for a living and worrying about paying rent and having sex with ugly people. So stop whining, drop your pants and tell your balls to smile.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Method Actors
Can we all just agree that being an actor isn’t that fucking hard? That to play Batman you don’t have to get so totally lost inside the character that you go completely insane. It’s Batman dude. We all played him as kids and none of us got so into it we tried to punch our Moms (okay some of us did but we were like 9 years old and Mom probably deserved it by calling us for dinner when we were like totally fucking into it). I think we should salary cap these people and start handing out suspensions for un-actorly like conduct. Like when you bitch out your Director of Photography for 20 minutes and threaten him with bodily harm during the filming of T4 you should be fined and sent back to the minors. Go make some Flomax commercials for the next year and prove yourself to us again. Make me believe you are a 67 year-old man who is happy he can ride his bike with his friends because his piss-flow has been restored. That’s acting. Or better yet, go clean the toilets at Grand Central Station for a while and act like you think god doesn’t hate you. Let’s also ignore method actors when they bitch and moan because some paparazzi has violated their privacy by taking their picture. Newsflash Stanislavski, you make the obscene amount of money you make for being a public figure. So if someone wants to snap a picture of your famous, naked, sunbathing ball-bag shut up and go buy yourself another Ferrari. The rest of us, and our non-famous balls, are actually working for a living and worrying about paying rent and having sex with ugly people. So stop whining, drop your pants and tell your balls to smile.
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